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dirtylibrarian) wrote2007-11-18 06:02 pm
dirtylibrarian) wrote2007-11-18 06:02 pm
Entry tags:
librarian secrets revealed
Secret librarian handshake revealed!
By Brad Barker
November 12, 2007
I love the librarian mystique. I don't care that lots of library folks complain about the stereotype. It is fun material to work with.
By Brad Barker
November 12, 2007
Q. Hey Library Man: I always seem to find very attractive librarians working the reference desk, but I'm intimidated by how smart they are. Do you know any good librarian pickup lines I could "borrow"? -- Bo
A. Dear "Bo" (if that's your real name): The librarian mystique -- prim, proper and brainy by day, but transforming into wildcats after sunset -- can be intimidating. But don't be too bashful. Remember, Laura Bush was a librarian, and she settled for a smarmy frat boy who never read anything thicker than a Cliff's Notes pamphlet. His opening line was probably "Are you with me or against me?" or "If it's a date you want, bring it on."
I love the librarian mystique. I don't care that lots of library folks complain about the stereotype. It is fun material to work with.