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The Twelve Days of Dirtylibrarian
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
dirtylibrarian sent to me...
dirtylibrarian sent to me...Twelve naps traveling
Eleven postcards writing
Ten costumes a-cooking
Nine clouds camping
Eight tiaras a-reading
Seven comics a-swimming
Six gifts a-hiking
Five di-i-i-irty jokes
Four thrift stores
Three french films
Two road trips
...and a light in an anxiety.
It was pretty good up until the end. Ah well.