dirtylibrarian

It was pretty good up until the end. Ah well.

Apocalypse Chow: How to Eat Well When the Power Goes Out
by Jon Robertson

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Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party.

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Someone showed this to me this last week, and I can't get it out of my head.

The backup singer makes it.

Secret librarian handshake revealed!
By Brad Barker
November 12, 2007

Q. Hey Library Man: I always seem to find very attractive librarians working the reference desk, but I'm intimidated by how smart they are. Do you know any good librarian pickup lines I could "borrow"? -- Bo

A. Dear "Bo" (if that's your real name): The librarian mystique -- prim, proper and brainy by day, but transforming into wildcats after sunset -- can be intimidating. But don't be too bashful. Remember, Laura Bush was a librarian, and she settled for a smarmy frat boy who never read anything thicker than a Cliff's Notes pamphlet. His opening line was probably "Are you with me or against me?" or "If it's a date you want, bring it on."

I love the librarian mystique.  I don't care that lots of library folks complain about the stereotype.  It is fun material to work with.

 

I was very disappointed there was no glasses option!

for johnaegard

Japan's leading toilet maker, was offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets after several burst into flames.

for juliebata   and holyoutlaw
A man tickling rats

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Thanks to theda for reminding me about one of my all time favorite Sesame Street skits. What amazes me now is how long it is, and slow paced, compared to the television of today.  I still enjoy imitating these guys, and have vivid memories of doing this with college friends, too.  That and singing like the friendly creatures from the Dark Crystal ;)

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He he he.