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Ever find yourself wondering why your basement smells like rotting meat? No? Consider yourself lucky. Here I am, trying to get my house in ship-shape order for the visit of my fella, just innocently fetching the lawnmower from the basement, when it hits me. UG.

Guess who must have unplugged the freezer?

This will really impress him!

Why do I even keep it running for one person? To hide the stash of Girl Scout Cookies from myself, to make them last all year long.

So...I plugged it back in and will throw out the chicken, cornish game hen, and raisin bread on trash day, when they are sure to leave quickly and solidly.

The question is...would you keep the cookies? We are talking 2 boxes of Samoas here, unopened. I suspect I shouldn't even be asking this question, but I've gotta know what other people think on this!
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