best quote of the week

[dirtylibrarian]

Snake Bites Woman Walking Through Wal-Mart Garden Center

"Thank goodness for sweat pants with elastic"

Comments

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Funny that she waited two days before seeking treatment, too - and only after she noticed red streaks running down her arm!

[terriblestorm.livejournal.com]

Ahh, that's scary! It took me forever to get the "sweatpants with elastic" comment until I realized that she must have meant elastic at the bottom... I forgot people even wear those! ;)