meme/goofyquiz: If You Ruled the Land

[dirtylibrarian]

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The Awesomest One
Your symbol is:	the flamingo, because it's pink!
You rule from:	a tower surrounded by circling dragons!
At your side is:	your faithful little pet dragon, Smidgeon
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	NINJAS!!!
Your most popular law is:	Free alcohol to pretty people if they sit with ugly people
Your least popular law is:	Electro-shock collars for stupid people
Your worst enemy is:	Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:: 52%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 6%
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