too hot

I am trying to take a nice disco nap before going out to shake the booty, but it is too damned hot. I was briefly able to nap to an infomercial for Country Superstars, something the much too plastic surgeried Kenny Rodgers was hocking, but it was not enough rest. Hmmm...weatherbug says it is 59 degrees outside, yet inside it is 83. Perhaps I should go lay on the lawn.