My brother was passing through town over the weekend and wanted to do something fun. One nice thing about having a 101 list is you can always look at it and just pick something out, rather than having to come up with ideas on demand. Originally my plan was to go to all four of these bowling alleys on different occasions, but for some reason I got it into my head that it would be fun for us to do all of them in one day. And Sunday was both cheap and not crowded. On the down side, people watching was pretty sad. And we weren't in the mood to partake in the food or drink offerings. So I don't feel like we necessarily got the classic going out bowling experience. But it was a good excuse to hang out and chat and make our right arms really sore.
Imperial Lanes
Our first bowling alley of the day. Very clean and well lit, with the best music of the day (Chumbawumba coming on while bowling wo
rks very well). Not much kitch. Cute little diner area with rotating stools. Classic looking rental shoes (with AMF logo, alas). Many many vending machines. Computerized scoring, with helpful tips, but no goofy animations. Points won for having a pinball machine (Demolition Man). I actually left this place thinking "24 hours eh? I could come here when I wake up in the wee hours of the morning and can't fall back to sleep". Which is either high approval, or immensely depressing.

Magic Lanes
My brother liked this place because they put the football game on for him. For me, this was just one more reason to be annoyed. Country music mixed with the worst 70s rock. Casino. Terrible lighting. No helpful tips from the autoscorer. Everything was a bit sticky. A few good things going for it though. Wonderful round ball holders (see picture on right). Terrible goofy bowling murals. Super tacky condom and "sexy surprises" vending machine in the bathroom. And due to the strangely high ceilings, the sound of the ball hitting pins was wonderful.

Roxbury Lanes
Another bowling alley with a casino. I am not in favor of casinos, and generally find gambling sad. This crazy children's horse ride thing was just inside the entrance. Unfortunately, probably the most interesting thing there. Well, that and the fact that their cafe actually advertised dim sum on the menu, which was intriguing. The lighting was pretty bad, but the lanes themselves were nice. The scoring robot did offer tips (same as Imperial). But overall, unremarkable.
At this point we took a well deserved break and ate Ezell's Chicken.
Skyway Park Bowl

By this time, we were pretty wiped out. It was foolish of us to think we could play two games at each place. We don't bowl often, or lift weights anymore. Eight games is a lot. Every time I picked up Sylvia (my ball) my arm screamed. But we had paid up front, and are far too cheap to waste something we paid for. This was the newest and most expensive bowling alley of the lot, with the biggest and fanciest casino, some weird mini-bowling thing, vending machines that sold blinky LED toys, weekend Karaoke, and lots of people. In the lane next to us were a huge posse of tweens with bowling gloves, wicked spin, but who weren't scoring much better than us. And one of them had put his name down as POOOP.
My scores for the day: 114, 112, 60, 144, 103, 113, 104, 101
Brother's scores: 137, 104, 103, 102, 103, 168, 125, 159
I'm happy when I get three digits, so the 144 was very pleasing.
Lesson learned: one bowling alley in a day is more than enough.
Our first bowling alley of the day. Very clean and well lit, with the best music of the day (Chumbawumba coming on while bowling wo
My brother liked this place because they put the football game on for him. For me, this was just one more reason to be annoyed. Country music mixed with the worst 70s rock. Casino. Terrible lighting. No helpful tips from the autoscorer. Everything was a bit sticky. A few good things going for it though. Wonderful round ball holders (see picture on right). Terrible goofy bowling murals. Super tacky condom and "sexy surprises" vending machine in the bathroom. And due to the strangely high ceilings, the sound of the ball hitting pins was wonderful.
Roxbury Lanes
Another bowling alley with a casino. I am not in favor of casinos, and generally find gambling sad. This crazy children's horse ride thing was just inside the entrance. Unfortunately, probably the most interesting thing there. Well, that and the fact that their cafe actually advertised dim sum on the menu, which was intriguing. The lighting was pretty bad, but the lanes themselves were nice. The scoring robot did offer tips (same as Imperial). But overall, unremarkable.
At this point we took a well deserved break and ate Ezell's Chicken.
Skyway Park Bowl
By this time, we were pretty wiped out. It was foolish of us to think we could play two games at each place. We don't bowl often, or lift weights anymore. Eight games is a lot. Every time I picked up Sylvia (my ball) my arm screamed. But we had paid up front, and are far too cheap to waste something we paid for. This was the newest and most expensive bowling alley of the lot, with the biggest and fanciest casino, some weird mini-bowling thing, vending machines that sold blinky LED toys, weekend Karaoke, and lots of people. In the lane next to us were a huge posse of tweens with bowling gloves, wicked spin, but who weren't scoring much better than us. And one of them had put his name down as POOOP.
My scores for the day: 114, 112, 60, 144, 103, 113, 104, 101
Brother's scores: 137, 104, 103, 102, 103, 168, 125, 159
I'm happy when I get three digits, so the 144 was very pleasing.
Lesson learned: one bowling alley in a day is more than enough.