from a recent Onion

We Must Expand Our Nuclear Power Program If We're To Realize Our Dream Of Superhero Mutants
By T.J. Prima
As the search for alternative energy sources continues, many decry nuclear energy as an unsafe and irresponsible option. Admittedly, dangers...

Oh how I love them.

bad dream about house

I had a terrible dream this morning, where I woke up to find that part of the roof and much of the porch had been blown off my house. What made it even more disturbing was that this strange person had already come into the house and put down buckets and tarps, and a sign on my front door saying that I had running water. He said he had gotten the key from my neighbor, but I didn't see her around anywhere. I was at a real loss for what to do about the roof.

I really MUST get those gutters fixed this month.